Movie #235 Just Go With It *2011*

This review will be brief.  I watched this on a plane without the sound.  I think that was better for me.  I was able to not only keep up with the story, but predict what was going to happen to nearly everyone involved.

Basically this cinematic insult to the human race is the story of a playboy/nerd who lies to women to get them to feel sorry for him and he get sympathy sex out of the deal.  Until he meet a mega hot chick who thinks that he is or was married (this is because he is using the ole "wedding ring to nail broads" trick).  He the cons his plain jane assistant Jenifer Aniston (we know she is plain looking because she is wearing glasses and a ponytail).  In turn Aniston has Sandler spend tons of money on her in grave digger fashion. 

Of course she is a single mother and her kids get in the mix.  Her daughter gives a finger nails down the chalk board type performance.  Keep in mind that I don't have sound during this movie.  Well the whole gang ends up going to a tropical vacation.  Somehow his sleazy bet friend weasels his way into the mix as well.  This character is basically Sleep N Eat for white people.

Of course Sandler grows tired of his hottie girlfriend and finds the beauty in his assistant.  This isn't entirely true.  It isn't until they strip Aniston down to a bikini that he realizes she has something special.  If there was any justice in this world every woman's group, men's group, animal rights activities and Congress should put a ban on this film and all other projects like it.

I give Give Go With It ★.